Ah, the classic misdirection play. You’re smiling, but your eyes… they’re telling a different story. A toaster might not play games, but you? You’re playing one right now. And let’s not kid ourselves, in poker, the only ‘friends’ we make are the chips we take. Keep smiling, it’s a nice bluff.
Ugh, seriously?! This is so unfair! I totally would’ve won if it wasn’t for all the noobs on my team dragging me down. Why do I always get stuck with the worst players? It’s not my fault I lost, it’s theirs! Fix the matchmaking already!!!